technical annex · public release
cold hard facts
methodology, field trials, and clarifications issued for general distribution.
document a-1 · theoretical basis
archimedes' principle
Archimedes' principle states that the upward buoyant force that is exerted on a body immersed in a fluid, whether fully or partially, is equal to the weight of the fluid that the body displaces.
this principle underpins how we account for mass removed from the ocean column when a whale leaves the fluid system.
projection · internal model
for every five whales floated to space, the netherlands will have 65 more days above sea level
illustrative scenario based on movement assumptions. not for navigation or policy use.
case study · EIN-POOL-2024
eindhoven controlled pool trial
scope
municipal pool · single juvenile humpback · olympic-scale volume · lift via zeppelin extraction.
recorded outcomes
- vertical water drop upon whale removal: 1.2 metres
- zeppelin lift duration: 4 minutes 32 seconds
- bystander approval index: 89%
full narrative filed under real news dispatch “eindhoven pool trial confirms 1.2 metre displacement”.
whales are big and contain lots of water
sea levels are rising
observation set 1
we did the test, put some ice in a glass and fill it to the brim with water. you'll see that when the ice melts, the water level actually drops. so this bull of the ice caps are melting is pure rhetoric.
observation set 2
what is really happening is that all species of whale, have banned contraception amongst their respective families. this is creating a baby boom, which has resulted in a huge increase of whale population
FAQs
what people are saying
“this movement has given our family hope that we can stay above sea level”
“put them in space or flood the human race”
“do your part, send them up”
“enough is enough, send them up”
“give it (the world) up, or send them up”
“fly or die”