fleet bulletin
zeppelin fleet reaches 94% operational readiness
after months of maintenance and upgrades, our fleet of cetacean-rated zeppelins has reached 94% operational readiness. the remaining 6% is largely cosmetic.
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research
eindhoven pool trial confirms 1.2 metre displacement
the controlled experiment in eindhoven has produced results that even our critics cannot ignore. when the whale was removed, water levels dropped by 1.2 metres.
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field report
limited edition blue whale t-shirts coming out soon
we are proud to announce our latest addition to the gear lineup. limited edition blue whale tees, designed to raise awareness and funds for our atlantic operations.
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operations
whale liaison officer applications open soon
please email us at sendthemupw2s@gmail.com if you are interested in becoming a whale liaison officer. this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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